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Thread: Some jobs are just too big for me. (GROSSOUT WARNING!)

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    Sars, I put mascara on today and now it is all under my eyes.

    God, I bet the guy felt like he gave birth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimm View Post
    2 Oh no Sars. I am so sorry.

    I used to work in restaurants. I have seen things in men's bathrooms that no woman should EVER have to see.


    Sars - my stomach is recoiling at just the thought....I can't imagine having to deal with it directly.

    You deserve some time off to get over the trauma.
    Mom to Taylor (22), Katie (19), Ben (16) & Grace (13)


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    That is the worst story I have ever heard.

    Seriously, that's the stuff of nightmares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cycle View Post
    That is the worst story I have ever heard.

    Seriously, that's the stuff of nightmares.
    I'm surprised you didn't faint.
    Today I will be happier than a Corgi on stilts.

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    I swear everytime I click on this thread I smell sh1t

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    You are the best storyteller ever. Even when the subject matter is foul beyond description...you rock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebraday View Post
    That is disgusting. Who poops and then leaves it? Is this some sort of homeless person?

    I feel for you.

    Totally not laughing at you, though.
    Shopping Bag Joshua is a late teens-early twenties young man of good home and family who was named thusly because a few years ago when he worked here as a volunteer shelving books, he refused to put his shopping bag down. He would come in on Saturdays and shelve for a couple of hours with a plastic grocery bag holding no-one-knew what over his wrist the entire time. Any suggestion that he might be more comfortable with his personal belongings safely tucked away was met with sneering disdain. We eventually had to disengage ourselves from his shelving services because although he was quite stunningly fast, we began finding huge piles of mis-shelved books in every nook and cranny of the department. Speed is not everything.

    He has graduated high school and is now outside the library each morning before opening. He signs on to the Internet and watches YouTube videos for hours. I'm told his parents think he's taking classes at the local college.

    Update: Isabelle came by and checked on things. She sent for David with a plunger. David walked by with the plunger and the next thing I saw was Keith (who totally looks like a Mario brother) walk by with a bright orange tool I can only assume is called a Turd Buster. Many flushes and one mop bucket driveby later, the air is beginning to clear. I thanked them all profusely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprockey View Post
    I swear everytime I click on this thread I smell sh1t
    I want to shower so badly right now it's like a physical ache.
    Welcome to Fluffytown. No smoking, no farting, no pillow fights.

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    OMG! That is one funny story!! I would not have even been able to go in there!

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    Bravo Sars. You are indeed a braver woman than I. I would have called maintenance in lickety split

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