The last time I forgot to turn on my crock pot I was dead within 24 hours.
You should take the Uncrustable apart and stuff the uncooked pork inside.
Microwave for 30 minutes.
Serve with apple slices.
You should put the pork on the bus with Jordy, then Google undercooked pork.
Shred the pork, and serve, when Jordy returns on the bus.
Garnish with Twinkies.
I needed this laugh this morning (sorry, Nellie).
You should cook them and bring them to your new neighbor's dog