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    The terrifying tale of Molly Kate and the ferocious pussy...cat.

    First off, I CAN'T believe I'm sharing this...

    So, MK has a darling new habit of growling when she sees any animal. Take her to the zoo, see a lion. Grrr. Go to the park, see a dog. Grrr. See her stuffed animals. Grr. It's really quite adorable. She's also got a mean pointer finger. No question what she's refering to at any given moment.

    Also in the back story. It's winter. I try to maintain a semblance of neat and tidy in my feminine hygiene. But...it's winter man!

    Anyhoo, I'm going on Day 4 of no hairwashing, and as we've discussed, while I've got great low-maintenance hair, that's really the limit for any self-respecting human. The boys are on Spring Break. DH is out of town. I'm throwing a party on Saturday. My time is limited. So I think that I'll have the boys play for awhile while I jump in the tub with MK and quick like wash my hair while the water is running. Then I'll have clean hair that's airdrying to that "perfect stage" of blowout dry while I get everybody else bathed and in bed before I blowdry. Seriously, sometimes my multitasking abilities amaze even me. ;)

    Strip MK down. Set her down. Get nekkid myself.

    MK: Grrr.
    Me: Oh sweetie, what ARE you growling at?
    MK: Pointer finger. Grrr.
    Me:
    jump in the tub
    MK: Louder now. GRRRR.
    Me: Ooookay... realizing what she's refering to cover myself with a washcloth.
    MK: Lifting towel 'A-Boo! 'A-Boo! GRRR.
    Me: No peekaboo right now, honey.
    Jack: Knock Knock. What's Molly growling at?
    Me: NOTHING! Go play!:tapfoot
    Jack: Is there an animal in there?
    Me: No, sweet thang. GO play!
    Joey: Are you guys playing zoo? Is there a lion in there? Can we play?
    Me: Yeah. It's some kind of kitty, alright.
    MK: GRRRR. GRRRR. pointer finger GRRR. GRRR. GRRRRRRRRRR.
    Out of tub. Into a turtleneck, long underwear, parka, socks, earmuffs, hat, ski mask.
    Me: Okay. Bathtime with mommy is done until sometime in the next millennium.

    Needless to say, I'll be scheduling a date with the Magic Powder in very near future.

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    Thanks for the laugh, Molly Kate!
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    I saw where this was going as soon as you said "hygiene" but I totally didn't expect the entire family would get involved!
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    too funny!

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