I talked to Andee yesterday and she is going to help us out next week if we can't get one before then. But I thought I would throw it out here. Does anyone have a Nintendo Switch at a retail outlet near you? Who could buy it today and mail it to me tomorrow? I have a sweet, wonderful, otherwise sane adult male friend who is losing his fucking mind trying to get one. You cannot currently order them online. He's called around for THREE HUNDRED MILES to try to get one in store. I'll pay you back instantly by whatever method you deem appropriate and of course pay for shipping.